Saturday, March 24, 2007

Damn Six Foot Rat

You ever get on a plane and a small child is sitting in your row, or behind you, and you say to yourself, "this is going to be a really long flight."

Well imagine if half the plane was small children. That is what my Saturday morning flight to Orlando is like. I just sat down on the plane and I am already dreading this flight. All these kids on their way to see Mickey. What are the chances that they are all well behaved and don't spend the entire flight saying, "when are we going to get there?"

"Oh stewardess, uhm, I mean flight attendant, can I have a drink please and make it a double."

Have a great weekend all.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I pity you. I pity fucking pity you.

Please try and stay mentally well.

Anonymous said...

BTW.. I'm kinda newish. Who's Nick?

Becky said...

I think you've just described my version of Hell.

Stacey said...

Blither:

Nick is his progeny, spawn, legacy...oh, "SON" that is the word I needed. :)

Blue: is it permissible to include duct tape in your carry on? How about mace? Handcuffs? I see a "first aid kit" type of product development for airline travel!