Friday, December 15, 2006

Pick Up Lines

Here are the best pick up lines by astrological sign. I guess the problem is knowing what sign he/she is. Hell, use them all. If you want to understand why these lines work, go here.

Aries Best Pick-Up Line: "The person of your dreams was coming over, but I cut (him/her) off at the pass so I could get here first."

Taurus Best Pick-Up Line: "I'll cook you dinner if you'll cook me breakfast."

Gemini Best Pick-Up Line: "You look like my third spouse. Of course, I've only been married twice!"

Cancer Best Pick-Up Line: "Remember this moment, so we can tell our kids how we met."

Leo Best Pick-Up Line: "Is it hot in here ... or is it just you?"

Virgo Best Pick-Up Line: "Do you mind if I end this sentence with a proposition?"

Libra Best Pick-Up Line: "Apart from being so cute, what else do you do?"

Scorpio Best Pick-Up Line: "Hi, are you here to meet someone nice or will I do?"

Sagittarius Best Pick-Up Line: "Didn't I bump into you once on a ski slope in Switzerland?"

Capricorn Best Pick-Up Line: "Can I buy you a drink? ... Or do you just want the money?"

Aquarius Best Pick-Up Line: "Be original and say 'yes'."

Pisces Best Pick-Up Line: "If I follow you home, will you keep me?"

3 comments:

cosmopolgirl said...

I'm a taurus and if someone used that line, I'd probably say OK, cook me dinner anytime!!!

Becky said...

I'm an Aries and it fits.

Anonymous said...

How bizarre. I am in fact Sagittarius and the answer would be 'yes, quite possibly'.