Thursday, April 13, 2006

A Random List

1. My roommate once: Passed out in bed after a night of drinking, but left some candles burning downstairs. She woke up when the firemen came into her bedroom.
2. Never in my life: Have I lived on the East Coast, but I am taking care of that in a few weeks.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: That would be my entire family.
4. High School was: A fight for survival.
5. When I'm nervous: I get really quiet.
6. The last time I cried was: When my sister blew up at me and said some mean things for no real reason.
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: In Vegas as drunk as I am.
8. My eyes: Are looking very old these days.
9. My hair: Is getting shorter and shorter...OK I cut it that way but still.
10. When I was 5: My mom met my step dad. He is the only father I have ever known.
11. Last Christmas: I gave all my nieces and nephews a gift certificate to spend time with me and now I am moving so they won’t get to cash them in.
12. When I turn my head left, I see: San Francisco.
13. I should be: Packing
14. When I look down I see: My feet, why what do you see?
15. The craziest recent event was: My going away party last weekend.
16. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: Chandler, I would like to be Joey, but in reality I am more like Chandler.
17. By this time next year: I hope to have bought a new pad in Virginia.
18. Current Relationship Status: None.
19. I have a hard time understanding: How some people can abuse children, animals, and each other. Oh, and the theory of relativity.
20. One time at a family gathering: My brother damn near broke my nose.
21. You know I "like" you if: I make fun of you.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is/are: My mom.
23. Take my advice: Don’t sweat the little shit and remember that it is all little shit.
24. My ideal breakfast is: Paige's Pallete at the Chicken and Waffle House
25. If you visit the place I grew up: You wouldn’t get out of the car.
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: Europe in the fall with Nick.
27. If you spend the night at my house: Well, at least one of us would be happy in the morning.
28. I'd stop my wedding if: I sobered up.
29. The world could do without: Guns
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than date: Roseanne Barr
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: A bar for my apartment
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: A shot
33. My favorite blonde is: A natural blonde
34. My favorite brunette is: The girl in the Bahner picture over my bed
35. The last time I laughed really hard: When I saw Larry Miller do his skit on the five stages of drinking.
36. The last time I was drunk was: Saturday
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Pigs - then you couldn't say "When Pigs Fly!"
38. I shouldn't have been: Allowed to marry at 18.
39. Once, at a bar: Once? Come on I have done nothing once at a bar.
40. Last night I: Drank tequila at a Mexican restaurant
41. There's this girl I know who: Can’t seem to get her lipstick on her lips…ever.
42: I don't know: Where I will be living in a month
43. A better name for me would be: The Wanderer
44. If I ever go back to school I'll: Only date seniors
45. How many days until my birthday?: 226

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