October Summary

I decided to summarize my month. I'm not sure I'll make this a monthly thing, but I will definitely make it an October thing. By the way, I hope you all have or had a great Halloween. My October...

Costume parties attended - none (I'm not big on costumes, parties are cool though)
Total songs pirated - 37 (always stealing music from somewhere)
Overly drunk nights - 3 (I'm talking really drunk nights)
Mystery bruises - none (hate those)
Books finished - none (another month and no reading for me)
Miles driven - 1254 (my cars get a workout)
Sales at work - 300% of quota (another good month)
Art purchased - 2 pieces (including this one)
Walls painted - ½ (I'm working on it, back off)
Dinners made at home - 10 (I eat out a lot)
Pizzas delivered - 3 (when I don't feel like going out)
Dates - 1 (read below, hey I'm counting it)
Car washes - 5 (it's dusty at my place)
Hours in the gym - none (I thought about buying a stair master but then I thought, I already have enough places to throw my clothes)
Golf rounds - 3 (I used to play 5 times a week)
Movies - 1 (Serenity, I am a Sci-Fi fan)
Poker winnings - $37.23 (it's a slow month)
Pages written in my book - 1 (my newest hobby)
Strangers talked to - 14 (I'm gabby at the bar)
Women attracted to - 1 (way to young for me, but...damn!)
Days wasted wallowing in self pity - just a few (shut up, how many did you have?)
Epiphanies - none (there's always November)
Days until I turn 40 - 27 (yippee, can you feel the sarcasm)