I was blog cruising and ran across a joke over at sumo merriment's place. It reminded me of this joke.
Mom, don't read this.
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me five shots."
So the bartender pours him five shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "Boy, what are we celebrating here?"
"I just had my first blowjob."
Bartender says, "Wow, I remember my first blowjob. Let me buy you another shot."
"No thanks, I think 5 should wash the taste out of my mouth."
6 comments:
giggles!
*mouth drops open* funny shit...real funny shit...
Good one I am going to tell it to anyone that will listen!
I am just so damn excited that it is letting me comment that I am coming back here to comment because earlier I had something to say but now I cant remember!
I would definitely buy you a drink if you told it to me. But then again, I would but a girl a drink anytime.
ok, a chocolate martini please :-P
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