Tuesday, December 11, 2007

A Whackable Offense

Why would someone do this to their baby?

Antler Trauma

I just don’t understand it. Why would you scar a child for life by putting them through this type of ordeal? Mark my words, Sam’s parents are going to get a call about 35 years from now. It will be Sam after her 1000th, $500.00 an hour, visit to her psychiatrist. She will explain about the big breakthrough they had in her session and how all of the troubles she has had her entire life all stemmed from a traumatic moment she recalled when she was two months old involving antlers. She is going to want an explanation. You should start working on it now.

Please don’t do this to my goddaughter again or her Godfather is going to have her parents whacked. Godfather in this case should be capitalized as I am playing the part of Marlon Brando.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

um... would you be surprised to know that I have those exact same antlers?
I liked them so much I even bought a pair for the dog.

Might make a nice Christmas card... you think?

BTW... that is one adorable baby. MUST get her good looks from her Godfather. Do an audio post... I want to hear your Brando.

Unknown said...

Thankfully she has an uncle that will stick up for her!