Friday, August 10, 2007

Why is my flight cancelled?

Now as many of you know, I travel a lot. I have had to suffer through many flight delays and cancellations. But I have never had a flight cancelled because of, wait for it, a clogged toilet. Yep you read that right, a clogged toilet. Apparently someone took a huge dump and now they can't get the toilet system to work on the plane. They have been working on the problem all night. I mean really, how big a dump was it?

So here I sit in the Seattle airport hoping that the maintenance guys can figure out how to use a snake in the next 20 minutes. If not, I will have to wait until this afternoon to leave and won't get home until late tonight. On the bright side, I will have a lay over in Cincinnati. And I mean really, who doesn't want to visit the Cincinnati airport. Pray that they find a good plumber in the next 20 minutes.

4 comments:

Fig said...

All night? Shouldn't the poo have dissolved by now? Did someone call the Guiness Book of World Records?

Kris said...

I am sorry it was me. And I would of had to kill you if you made fun of the Cleveland Airport.

Unknown said...

Damn, that's pretty bad. I have to fly through Cincinnati in Nov. for the first time. I hope it's as good for me as it was for you.

Anonymous said...

One way or another, sounds like a shitty flight. . .