Note to United: I am not sure that you should have someone with English as a second language making all the announcements on your flights. Especially, if their first language is dyslexic interior decorator.
Putting a wine and tapas bar in the Dulles airport is absolutely BRILLIANT! Who cares is a glass of wine costs $15.00. It is worth it just for the feeling of being back in Europe. This is great for the sophisticated amongst us, but what about the rest of you? I know, why don’t they put in a Hooters or better yet, add a strip club to the airport. That sure would prevent guys from showing up last minute for their flights. Guys would start getting to the airport the day before their flight and you would always know where to find them.
Do you remember when your cell phone just made phones calls and you were happy with it. My new phone does email, it takes pictures, it plays TV and it is an MP3 player. What the hell else can they add to a cell phone? Maybe they could also make it into a taser. You phone could deliver a 50,000 volt shock to a mugger or that guy that is snoring too loud in the seat next to you on the plane. That sure would quiet him down.
Have a great holiday.
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I think cell phones could double as a flask as well as all those other tasks. Or maybe like a Swiss Army Knife, too, with lots of tools attached. But then they couldn't allow them on airplanes.
Merry Christmas to you!
Hey I know its been a while since I dropped by but things have been a bit strange in my life lately...
Just caught up with your blog and also wanted to say Merry Xmas
Noojes
As soon as they have one that folds laundry, I'm upgrading.
cell phone tasers? Genius!
Happy New Year
noojes
I like Becky's idea, a phone that folds and puts away laundry! I would totally upgrade my dismal phone!
Happy new years hon!!
I only wish my phone was equipped with a taser, it would come in handy at a bar with those obnoxious drunk men who can't take "no" as answer.
And I wish Cleveland Hopkins had a wine bar in it.
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