That's Funny I Don't Care Who You Are

I think the funniest man on the web is Lighning Bug's Butt. You really need to read this guys site. Here is just one of the tidbits from his site today.

The only difference between soup and stew is the amount of water in the can. The only difference between Yasmine Bleeth and Pamela Anderson is the amount of cans in the water.

As for the date last night...everything was very nice. My date was a nice person and I enjoyed my few hours with her. However, right now I do not see any long term possibilities. She is a bit of a home body and I definitely need a more metro kind of gal. We are meeting again in about a week on a Saturday at a festival in Bethesda.

This weekend is the Northern Virginia Wine Festival. I will be hanging out there this weekend tasting all the local wines. Look for you there.

And for all my friends - I hope you have an easy fast and a meaningful Yom Kippur.