Blue’s Classroom Review

So what did we learn this weekend?

We learned that the Kelly Bell Band and their Phat Blues is pretty damn hot.

We learned that TG has a bigger apartment than I do and it probably costs less. However, she doesn't have the outdoor mall outside her door.

We learned that Kewl Kid is pretty cool.

We learned that Crocs may be the most comfortable shoes, but they are also the ugliest shoes ever made, despite the opinion of drunken white guys.

We learned that HRH only likes the actual center of a pretzel and would prefer to have the outside cut away. However, she is willing to have the outside of the pretzel sent to Sally Struthers to feed all those kids.

We learned that people from Maryland think wine is made from a fruit other than grapes. Mango wine, really?

We learned that despite all the fruity wines, you can find a decent bottle of wine to drink at these wine festivals.

We learned that drunken white guys who are hiding their six-pack in the back of the fridge, behind a lot of other groceries, should leave their shirt on.

We learned that Blogger is actually really cool because without it, I wouldn’t know any of these people.