What am I doing here?

No, this isn’t going to be some existential philosophical post. I'm wondering why I'm not sipping a Mai Tai in Las Vegas right now. I really hate doing the responsible thing. I should have just said fuck the money and gone to Vegas. So what if I don’t have a couch to sit on, dishes to eat from or a bed to sleep in? Well, I actually do have a bed to sleep in as I bought one yesterday. No mattress though. Anyway, back to this rant…why am I sitting at work writing this post when I should be recovering from and starting a new hangover. I could be sitting by the pool, catching some rays and checking out IG and Hip in their suits…well them and all the other babes at the pool. I certainly hope they are having fun without me at least.

I really need a vacation. I will definitely have to find some place to go to this year. I would like to go some place exotic, but I think I better to stick with exotically local. OK, shut up, I know…Vegas. I was thinking of going to Mexico...it’s close, cheap, a short plane ride, exotic, I don’t speak the language, and they have tequila there…what more could I ask for. Oh yeah, LADIES…lots and lots of ladies. Unless you count a bunch of drunken nights in Tijuana, I've never spent any time in Mexico. I might even be able to use one of my sisters’ timeshares (they both have one). Anyone want to suggest a Mexican location for this want to be vacationer?